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youre sittin at your computer. maybe youre readin a book. watchin TV. anyway its time to chill? right???? WRONG. immediately you are interrupted by extremely loud thumps on your window!!!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!! im outside. im lookin into your window. THUMP!!!! im throwin fucking chickens at your window!!!! you open the window

"look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! look at my cluckers! lo

Brooklyn-Miramar Transit @bmt

@jk You think you are kidding. You are not. I live inside the city limits of one of the ten largest cities in the USA. The people across the street from me have a pig and a dozen or so very large chickens. It's all legal; their lot has a grandfathered "agricultural" zoning status. The pig keeps to himself but the chickens wander in everybody's yard. Other than the mental trauma they inflict on my cat, they're fine. The neighbor gives us eggs. Stay clucky, San Diego.

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